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27 Worst Chinese Translation Fails That Will Make You Laugh

Ahmi

7 Sep, 2013

China is a highly diverse country in the world with a population of over 1.35 billion, a huge land area and a several hundred years of glorious history. Every year a large number of visitors visit China from all over the world. The main problem English-speaking guests can face in China is the translation fails.

As the international trade and tourism is growing fast in the China, so the need of English signs also increasing. Due to the poor knowledge of English language, helping signs greatly diverts the meaning of whole sentence which became the cause of mistranslations and create nonstop laughter. Below we've find out some of our favorite Chinese translation fails of English phrases and words that will make you laugh, cry, and gag. Enjoy!

Do Not Disturb

Chinese translation fails 7

Don’t Order the Greenstuffs!

Chinese translation fails 1

One of Those Time Sex Things…

Chinese translation fails 2

No Shitting

Chinese translation fails 3

Beware of Safety

Beware of Safety

Don’t Touch Yourself

Don’t Touch Yourself

Examination

Execution in Progress

Execution in Progress

Husband

No Discunt

Whisky&Cock

Don’t Be Edible

Chinese translation fails 4

Deformed

Chinese translation fails 5

Hand Grenade

Chinese translation fails 6

Cheap, Fast & Easy

Chinese translation fails 8

Whatever

Chinese translation fails 9

Potato the Crap

Chinese translation fails

Grab Me Now!

Fresh Crap

hilarious spelling mistakes1

Cat Ear or..?

hilarious spelling mistakes 2

You Are the Best!

hilarious spelling mistakes 3

Evil Rubbish

hilarious spelling mistakes 4

Poor Duck…

hilarious spelling mistakes 5

Slip and Fall Down Carefully!

hilarious spelling mistakes

Wang Had to Burn

hilarious translation fails

Stupid Beans

translation fails that will make you laugh

F*** Vegetables

translation fails

hilarious spelling mistakes hilarious translation fails translation fails translation fails that will make you laugh

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